It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

The phone won’t stop ringing and everyone singing Same one way rate as last year It’s the most wonderful time of the yearIt’s the hap-happiest season of all

Your planes AOG Please don’t be mad at me I am just the dispatcher on-call It’s the hap-happiest season of all

Outside it is freezing

My Captain is sneezing

Please don’t be sick today

The lead Pax just called

His passport is lost

Tell the crew he’s on his way.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Does Santa pass ARGUS

The forecast is horrid

We will deice his sleigh have no fear

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Your plane has diverted

Crisis averted

Flightaware has a glitch after all

But your catering is missing

The passenger hissing

Don’t worry we stock alcohol

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

TEB delays are mounting

Clients ask for discounting

We just departed, your passengers cheer

It’s the most wonderful time

Yes the most wonderful time

Oh the most wonderful time OF THE YEAR!!!!!

Wishing you ALL THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS!

Note: a Fellow Aviator Posted this today. I thought it was great!

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